We cannot close a beer
On this page11
The check
Run catalog-wide rather than against this group's shelf. There is no crown cap, no swing top, no cork, no champagne wire hood and no can end in our catalog at all.
What there is instead
336 continuous thread polypropylene lids, which is the largest closure family we hold, plus 62 metal or aluminum CT caps and 20 metal lug or twist caps. None of them retains carbonation.
And every leaf here is carbonated
Bottled beer, crowler, growler fill, hard seltzer, homebrew. There is no still product in this group to fall back on.
So the honest conclusion is a refusal
Do not buy beer packaging here. This is the second property in the library that ends that way, after reloading, and the reason is simpler: the part that matters does not exist in our catalog.
Which is a shelf gap in its strongest form
Not a data gap, where we hold the thing and not the field. Not a routing failure, where we hold it and index it elsewhere. We do not hold it.
Though there is one routing failure inside it
We own exactly one growler, and it is indexed to hair care, soap and wash and oral care rather than to the group with a growler fill leaf. That has its own page.
So what is this property for
The label arithmetic, which is exact, fully sourced, and transfers to every alcoholic beverage. It is the one thing here worth a brewer's time.
And it produces a genuine surprise
The required warning is 283 characters and the rule permits at most 25 characters per inch at this container size, so it needs 11.32 inches of line. The median bottle on our shelf is 8.52 inches around.
The warning is longer than the bottle
Which is the kind of thing worth knowing before artwork, and it is computable from two published numbers and a measurement.
Read the arithmetic and ignore the shelf
The containers section is an account of what we have and why it will not do. The arithmetic section is the part that is useful.